Description
Newspeak’s primary trick was never banning an idea outright—it was quietly erasing the vocabulary required to think it. Modern corporate jargon, EU-speak, and administrative doublespeak run the exact same play, just tailored for a nicer suit.
Synergize. Circle back. Rightsizing. Stakeholder alignment. None of it means anything on purpose. That is the feature, not the bug.
This mug is for the coffee you drink before you have to sit through it. Plain words, sharp edges, and zero bureaucratic padding.
Specifications & Care
- Capacity: Standard 11 oz (ideal for black coffee or espresso-heavy endurance).
- Material: Durable, high-gloss white/red ceramic.
- Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe (survives harsh office kitchens).
- Design: Double-sided print featuring the OldSpeak Only emblem, a no-nonsense warning to anyone reaching for a buzzword.
